Yikes! My feet make clomp clomp clomping and a few slap slap slapping noises as I fly round and round the mall. All along, as I walked to the beat of Led Zeppelin, I was under the impression that my passage was Swift and Silent.

iPad; Finngr Pro, Glaze, ArtRage apps; one of the filters in camera roll; New Trent Arcadia stylus.