My friend, who will remain nameless right now, has started ballet classes again after many, many years. In response to my query as to what she wore while dancing she listed all sorts of pieces of “cool” apparel.

I don’t believe a word of it.

Pad; New Trent Arcadia stylus; ArtRage app.
Portrait (probably from a photo of mine, a magazine or TV reference or maybe even from life) drawn on a tag with a Sharpie pen and Crayola markers, manipulated in photoshop elements, made into a thermofax screen, screen printed onto a used, emptied coffee bag, carelessly photographed with iPad, imported into ArtRage (Kate’s pencil, markers, palette knife).