We had longstanding (a couple of weeks) plans for today.  “Where will we meet?” one of them insistently asked. So, being the Wonderfully Helpful and Thoughtful person that I am, I e-mailed each of them a carefully rendered and specifically detailed map so there would be no confusion.

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Did I find Ms. Insistent and Her Cohorts on the X?  Hmpf.  What do you think?

Irobertblackburn

I wonder if I can blame the non-existent building address on her.